innocenc-e
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about me
nothing special.
mum:
going to the shops
me:
bring back food
mum:
going to work
me:
bring back food
mum:
going to a funeral
me:
bring back food
mum:
going to sleep
me:
bring back food
police:
THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me:
Not with that attitude.
if i was a doctor
hot guy:
i sprained my wrist
me:
okay take off your underwear